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loki-cat: panickyintheuk: stuffimgoingtohellfor: loki-cat: bandgeekingout: loki-cat: falakalak:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:17:52 +0100

panickyintheuk:

stuffimgoingtohellfor:

loki-cat:

bandgeekingout:

loki-cat:

falakalak:

loki-cat:

robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast

 

i’m sorry

I can’t hear you

over his glorious smile

are you sure

you’re willing

to play this game?

I am very sure

That this game

Is already lost

oh so we’re going pg-13 now?

hmm too bad robert

is lacking in that area

meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like

Come on now guys, they

all

have

lovely

wait

da fuq

OH MY GOD HAHAHA

I love cooking vegetarian food!

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:59:37 +0100

I love cooking vegetarian food!

sarastic: greeleys: mondoleon: guten tag WHY AM I LAHGHING...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:32:36 +0100

sarastic:

greeleys:

mondoleon:

guten tag

WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!

i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS

#you are my favourite asshole

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:22:47 +0100

#you are my favourite asshole

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:35:42 +0100

How did these two even win the hunger games?

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:23:18 +0100

How did these two even win the hunger games?

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:19:59 +0100

the best of graham norton at esc 2013

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:16:27 +0100

the best of graham norton at esc 2013

d-racos: sassy harry is the best

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:08:51 +0100

d-racos:

sassy harry is the best

ayantiel: ireallyhatecornnuts: ireallyhatecornnuts: redvinesgi...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:13:34 +0100

ayantiel:

ireallyhatecornnuts:

ireallyhatecornnuts:

redvinesgiraffe:

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that’s when you met me.

“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”

“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.

“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”

“Yup,” I said.

“I… I died?”

“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.

You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”

“More or less,” I said.

“Are you god?” You asked.

“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”

“My kids… my wife,” you said.

“What about them?”

“Will they be all right?”

“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”

You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didn’t look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.

“Don’t worry,” I said. “They’ll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didn’t have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If it’s any consolation, she’ll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.”

“Oh,” you said. “So what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?”

“Neither,” I said. “You’ll be reincarnated.”

“Ah,” you said. “So the Hindus were right,”

“All religions are right in their own way,” I said. “Walk with me.”

You followed along as we strode through the void. “Where are we going?”

“Nowhere in particular,” I said. “It’s just nice to walk while we talk.”

“So what’s the point, then?” You asked. “When I get reborn, I’ll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life won’t matter.”

“Not so!” I said. “You have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just don’t remember them right now.”

I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. “Your soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. It’s like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if it’s hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, you’ve gained all the experiences it had.

“You’ve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you haven’t stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, you’d start remembering everything. But there’s no point to doing that between each life.”

“How many times have I been reincarnated, then?”

“Oh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.” I said. “This time around, you’ll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.”

“Wait, what?” You stammered. “You’re sending me back in time?”

“Well, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.”

“Where you come from?” You said.

“Oh sure,” I explained “I come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know you’ll want to know what it’s like there, but honestly you wouldn’t understand.”

“Oh,” you said, a little let down. “But wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.”

“Sure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you don’t even know it’s happening.”

“So what’s the point of it all?”

“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”

“Well it’s a reasonable question,” you persisted.

I looked you in the eye. “The meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.”

“You mean mankind? You want us to mature?”

“No, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.”

“Just me? What about everyone else?”

“There is no one else,” I said. “In this universe, there’s just you and me.”

You stared blankly at me. “But all the people on earth…”

“All you. Different incarnations of you.”

“Wait. I’m everyone!?”

“Now you’re getting it,” I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.

“I’m every human being who ever lived?”

“Or who will ever live, yes.”

“I’m Abraham Lincoln?”

“And you’re John Wilkes Booth, too,” I added.

“I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.

“And you’re the millions he killed.”

“I’m Jesus?”

“And you’re everyone who followed him.”

You fell silent.

“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”

You thought for a long time.

“Why?” You asked me. “Why do all this?”

“Because someday, you will become like me. Because that’s what you are. You’re one of my kind. You’re my child.”

“Whoa,” you said, incredulous. “You mean I’m a god?”

“No. Not yet. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.”

“So the whole universe,” you said, “it’s just…”

“An egg.” I answered. “Now it’s time for you to move on to your next life.”

And I sent you on your way.

O_O

Whoa

The person I’m reblogging this from reblogged it from me, lol, but it’s been forever since I saw it. Every time I see it I just kind of stare at the screen in amazement for like five years.

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read

pyreclaws: awwww-cute: The cat’s in the bag swiggity swag

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:10:09 +0100

pyreclaws:

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

swiggity swag

Iron Man 3 scene after credits

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:35:17 +0100

Iron Man 3 scene after credits

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:02:28 +0100

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

erinmallorylong: This is everything I need right now.

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:26:08 +0100

erinmallorylong:

This is everything I need right now.

Audio

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:47:55 +0100

niknak79: He’s tripping on acid

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:31:02 +0100

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:14:01 +0100

This is the End movie clip

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:18 +0100

This is the End movie clip

k-lionheart: candylandtimelord: colinmorgasms: Superwhomerlock...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:17:37 +0100

k-lionheart:

candylandtimelord:

colinmorgasms:

Superwhomerlock AU

The day the angels fell.

asked by anon.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not gonna lie this is pretty in-FREAKING-credible.

thescarymonstersundermybed: whovians-and-sherlockians: readalfa...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:50:59 +0100

thescarymonstersundermybed:

whovians-and-sherlockians:

readalfa:

The greatest scene in all animated movie history.

I may or may not recite this when I’m looking for things.

I wonder how long people have been waiting for these gifs

probably just as long as they’ve been waiting for Incredibles 2